The world is a little odd just now! During this strange time, Simon has been making a ton of video poems that you can find on his YouTube channel and social media pages. When he can tour again, HE WILL!!!

Simon's latest release is "Unicorn Fair", a brand new poem in Scots and Gaelic, detailing an incredible encounter with Scotland's national animal: the unicorn!

Head over to YouTube to find out more about this beautiful poem, including the translation of the delightful Gaelic chorus!

Simon Says


Throughout the pandemic, Simon has been offering "stories from his sleeping bag" to Scout groups around the UK and beyond, for free, for their virtual camps at home. If you'd like to book a story session, please contact Simon, and he'd love to tell a tale to your young people.

Image Design // Meghan Potter



Due to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, this event will be rescheduled to take place at a more appropriate date in the future. We'd love to see you there.

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Previously . . .

In November and December 2019, Simon Lamb

took to the road for his first solo tour of

Scotland, visiting St Andrews, Dundee, Aberdeen, Edinburgh and his beloved Caithness.

With a wide variety of material from laugh-out-loud comic verse to insightful explorations of topical issues, from short stories and anecdotes inspired by his time as a Primary School teacher to his award-winning showpiece

‘A Miserable Night at the Theatre’, detailing the horrific

and all-too-relatable ordeal of enduring poor behaviour

from fellow audience members at a live performance,

Simon truly provides entertainment for all ages.


The tour ties in with the release of his new poetry pamphlet, ‘Cathedral Sky’, from which Simon will perform a specially-prepared extended extract during the evening.

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What people say

George Cameron

Camerons Theatre Bar, Ayr

“Simon commands the stage, filling the room with his captivating voice.”