Simon's most recent appearance IRL was for the launch of his brand new book of poetry.

On 18th November 2021, a warm and glowing crowd gathered in the Robert Burns Birthplace Museum in Alloway, Scotland, for a sit-down chat with the poet, hosted by the wonderful Scottish actor and playwright, Kenny Boyle.

The new book features five themed sequences of poetry, and includes the prize-winning Habbie verse The Working Birds.

Priced £10, copies are available now!

Previously . . .

Simon Says


Throughout the pandemic, Simon has been offering "stories from his sleeping bag" to Scout groups around the UK and beyond, for free, for their virtual camps at home. If you'd like to book a story session, please contact Simon, and he'd love to tell a tale to your young people.

Image Design // Meghan Potter



Due to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, this event will be rescheduled to take place at a more appropriate date in the future. We'd love to see you there.

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In November and December 2019, Simon Lamb

took to the road for his first solo tour of

Scotland, visiting St Andrews, Dundee, Aberdeen, Edinburgh and his beloved Caithness.

With a wide variety of material from laugh-out-loud comic verse to insightful explorations of topical issues, from short stories and anecdotes inspired by his time as a Primary School teacher to his award-winning showpiece

‘A Miserable Night at the Theatre’, detailing the horrific

and all-too-relatable ordeal of enduring poor behaviour

from fellow audience members at a live performance,

Simon truly provides entertainment for all ages.


The tour ties in with the release of his new poetry pamphlet, ‘Cathedral Sky’, from which Simon will perform a specially-prepared extended extract during the evening.

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What people say

George Cameron

Camerons Theatre Bar, Ayr

“Simon commands the stage, filling the room with his captivating voice.”