Simon Lamb 

Simon is a writer and performer who enjoys delighting and igniting his audience with his distinctive voice and infectious energy.


Simon won Gaiety’s Got Talent in Ayrshire in 2015 with his show-stopping ‘A Miserable Night at the Theatre’, a must see for anyone who has ever been angered by terrible behaviour from fellow audience members at a live performance!

During his time living in Caithness, Simon was a frequent participant in the Caithness Music Festival, winning a multitude of categories as writer, actor, director and performer. ‘The Simon Lamb Quill’ is now awarded to the winner of the Original Verse (P1-7) category.


Simon’s writing for the stage includes ‘Classroom 2039’ (Winner, Caithness Music Festival 2018), ‘Time Begins At Midnight’ (Scottish Finalist, SCDA One Act Play Festival 2017), ‘Cinderella’ (Lybster Primary School 2016) & ‘Pass the Salt – A Play Peppered with Humour’ (On the Rocks Festival, Fife 2013).

Simon spent a number of years as a Primary School teacher, building up a wealth of experience in the classroom. He now uses this to deliver engaging and motivational workshops in schools, covering areas of Literacy, Mathematics, Health & Wellbeing and more!


He was the award-winning host of the theatre-themed radio show ‘Standing Ovation’ whilst at University; one of his very favourite experiences. He was also the sole reviewer of new children’s books for North of Scotland Newspapers; so, if you ever need a recommendation, drop him a line.


An enthusiast of campfire entertainment, Simon composed the song ‘What Colour Is Your Spork?’ and has been apologising for doing so ever since.


Simon has written and performed bespoke commissions for the Scouts, Ayr Curling Club, Highland Council, numerous Burns Suppers, and even (… wait for it …) Sainsbury’s! Do get in touch if you have a project for him, whatever the size.

What's New?

2020 has been quite a year for everyone!


Simon has kept busy by creating a wealth of video poems, suitable for all ages. Here's a popular one, 'When We Heard 2020', a whistle-stop guided bus tour through this strangest and darkest of years, complete with Simon's usual warmth, humour and hope.

Visit his YouTube channel and Facebook page for more new content.

Although Simon's 2020 tour has currently been put on hold, you can now buy physical copies of his poetry pamphlet, Cathedral Sky, online! Just click here . . .

Come – Gather – Ignite!


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